The recent Patch article about the Halloween
store’s opening in the Odenton Shopping Center got me thinking. Tim
mentioned on Facebook that it wasn’t a “grocery store,
but it's something to fill some space in the Odenton Shopping Center.” A
few days after I read that piece, a haunting memory of a stand-up comedian
riffing on a very similar subject flashed through my otherwise vacant,
After watching Lewis, I started thinking about what could
help the Odenton Shopping Center or Odenton in general. What big thing could Odenton become known for? Of course, the world’s
largest ball of twine is taken (Cawker City, KS). Also claimed are the largest
milk bottle (Spokane, WA), the biggest bottle of “catsup” (Collinsville, IL),
and a whole host of other
As always, this piece of blogyllium (copyright,
trademark, patent pending) is just my thoughts and hopefully smarter, more
motivated people will carry this idea onward.
I’ll just throw a few ideas
out there (see visuals) to get the wheels churning.
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