I was scanning some local news sites the other day, and came across this item in the Washington Post about Washington, DC-themed Valentine's Day greetings.

Creative one-liners inspired by the nation's capital included "You're the only monument in my life," and "I wanna take the Red Line to your heart."

This made me think that we need some one-liners for Odenton and Severn. Because nothing says "I Love You" like a Valentine's Day greeting inspired by our favorite suburban communities.

Here are a few that I just came up with.

"I'd wait with you in the rain for the M Route Bus."

"Who needs a Starbucks when we have each other?"

"If I saw you in the roundabout, I'd slow down."

"You work at DISA and I wanna kiss ya."

"I'd take the Conway/Patuxent Road shortcut, just to get home quicker to you."

"Unlike the traffic lights on Annapolis Road, I can keep going all night." (Too PG-13? Sorry.)

Do you have an Odenton or Severn-centric one-liner for Valentine's Day, share it in the comments!